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The salesman is trapped. If he suggests a size too small, the husband will tear the garment like tissue paper on the big night (leading to Return Scenario #1 ). If he suggests a size too large, the garment will sag, and the husband will blame the salesman for ruining the mood. There is no winning. There is only the silent prayer for the floor to swallow you whole. Spanking, feminization, bondage gear, and fetish erotica

The boyfriend tried to edge toward the door. A floorboard creaked. If he suggests a size too small, the

The neon sign for "L’Amour Intime" flickered with a rhythmic, dying buzz, casting a harsh strobe light over Arthur Pringle. Arthur had spent twenty-two years as a purveyor of fine undergarments—a man who could guess a cup size from thirty paces and discuss the structural integrity of a balconette bra with the solemnity of a bridge engineer. He had survived the Great Corset Craze of ’04 and the Polyester Drought of ’12. But tonight, he faced the Salesman’s Worst Nightmare.

Finally, a salesman’s long-term nightmare is the Lingerie is delicate; seeing a customer return a destroyed $100 silk piece because it was put in a heavy-duty dryer is a heartbreak for the professional who understands the craftsmanship involved. To help me tailor this further, let me know: