Whether this is groundbreaking archeology or a very small person's elaborate imaginary game, the world will be watching—possibly through a haze of hexed static.
Stay tuned. Stay skeptical. And if you see the glitch, do not click replay.
Our anonymous source deep inside the supernatural archeology unit (code name: "Bone Mama") reveals that the figurine contains a trapped spirit—neither malicious nor kind, but bored . "It wants a friend," Puck admitted, adjusting their oversized goggles. "So I'm keeping it in my lunchbox. For science."