Another legendary pee story involves a friend who was on a first date at a fancy restaurant. Mid-conversation, she suddenly felt the urge to pee, but didn't want to make a scene. So, she did what any self-respecting person would do - she tried to hold it in. And held it in. For. A. Long. Time. The conversation was going great, but her legs were crossed in a way that suggested she was trying to squeeze water out of a stone. Finally, she made a break for it, practically sprinting to the bathroom. When she emerged, her date looked relieved, not worried - "I thought you were going to burst!" Ah, the power of love (and a strong bladder).
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One office worker staying late was startled by a life-sized cardboard cutout in a dark room. The jump scare was so effective they immediately wet their pants Another legendary pee story involves a friend who
Trapped in a glass box, reeking of his own decision-making, Dave watched as a police car slowly cruised by. He started jumping up and down, waving his arms like a madman. The cops laughed, took a photo, and radioed for someone to let him out. They made him wait 20 minutes. And held it in
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