You can’t sell to just anyone. Weird patrons appear at midnight: a mushroom pope, a salt vampire, a child with stars for teeth. Each offers exclusive trade routes, but each demands a bizarre tithe (e.g., "the scent of your first nightmare" or "three tears from a left eye only").

Developed by a small, independent studio, "Crotch, We Have No Rice" (hereafter referred to as "Crotch, WHNR") is an exclusive title that's been gaining traction among gamers looking for something a little different. And different is precisely what this game delivers.

Use "leaf" and "root" magical fertilizers during the appropriate seasons (usually Summer) to maximize stat gains per harvest.